You see, one of the breaking stories in recent days was the kidnap and release of AP photograher Emelio Morenatti.
In Arutz Sheva's coverage of the story they linked to some examples of this photographer's work, one sample from Little Green Footballs and one from this very blog -- or at least the old, abandoned BlogSpot version of it -- a post called AP's Got Your Back, which as you can guess, was not written to extoll the virtues of Mr. Moranetti's innovative use of light, color and composition.
Because Arutz Sheva only linked to my "Emilio post" from my old blog instead of the new and improved AbbaGav.com version, I didn't even notice the link and the increased traffic for over a day -- which is pretty amazing considering what a traffic and stats-obsessed blogger I was just a few scant months ago. It's too bad this new blog hasn't caught more of Google's attention yet, so that Arutz Sheva's Morenatti Google search party would have found it right here on the new blog instead of at BlogSpot. Sigh. Oh well. Hopefully the next time they link to me, they'll link someplace where I'll notice it and have a better chance to leave out tea and cookies for the extra visitors.
Others linking to my old "AP's Got Your Back" post, all sadly only on my old blog, include Herutx, Solomonia and a Czech site called Islam Info. Thanks to all of you for helping my old, abandoned blog to garner five times the traffic of my new, active site.
We now anxiously await the Morenatti news conference in which he explains how well he was treated, how much he supports the Palestinian cause, and possibly formalizes his new Islamic faith.
Oops. That wasn't a very long wait. I guess when you're a member of the press, you can dispense with actual press conferences and just inject your message directly into the world's media streams.
Kennedy was pledging that if any nuke was launched from Cuba, the United States would not even bother with Cuba but would go directly to the source and bring the apocalypse to Russia with a massive nuclear attack.Assuming anyone really is interested in deterring rogue states from going nuclear as opposed to letting them turn into America-weakening agents of doom, the solution obviously is to stop Iran. Is that going to happen? Let's look at some of the likely levers the international community has to affect a change in Iran's atomic ambitions.
The remarkable thing about this kind of threat is that in 1962 it was very credible. Indeed, its credibility kept the peace throughout a half-century of the Cold War.
Deterrence is what you do when there is no way to disarm your enemy. You cannot deprive him of his weapons, but you can keep him from using them. [...]
This is how you keep Kim Jong Il from proliferating. Make him understand that his survival would be hostage to the actions of whatever terrorist group he sold his weapons to. Any terrorist detonation would be assumed to have his address on it. The United States would then return postage. Automaticity of this kind concentrates the mind.
This policy has a hitch, however. It works only in a world where there is but a single rogue nuclear state. Once that club expands to two, the policy evaporates, because a nuclear terror attack would no longer have a single automatic return address.
Which is another reason why keeping Iran from going nuclear is so important.
Negotiations. Let me rephrase that.
Begging. We continue the policy of tag-team pleading, sending in an assortment of French and Russian diplomats as well as Jimmy Carter if it's not past his nap time, to beg Iran to stop building the bomb -- or at least to remember that once it's built, it should only be launched at the Other Guy. Hey, until the day an Iranian nuke is provably detonated, this policy cannot yet be said to have failed, and in the diploverse, that counts for a lot.
Incentives. Let me rephrase that.
Bribery. We can give them nuclear technology to encourage them not to seek nuclear technology, and then pray they don't use it in the bomb they aren't admitting building anyway.
Meditations for Peace. Actually, I think these should have already started last week if they were going to actually work. At this point, it's probably too late already. But for the peace-minded, it might not be too late to meditate against retaliation (or threat of same) to any Iranian nuclear attack -- after all, that's deterrence too.
Midnight Basketball. All right, I'm not sure this strategy ever worked, anywhere. And Ahmadinejad, at least according to the photos I've seen, appears to be shorter than Spud Webb, so he might not be interested unless it's a five-foot and under league. But isn't peace important enough that we should at least try? What do we have to lose, besides Israel and a few air craft carriers?
Education. Since Iran is officially ruled by leaders from the Religion of Peace, this whole (alleged) nuke thing must be a big misunderstanding. Probably Ahmadinejad just doesn't realize how dangerous those things are. A few well-placed Greenpeace pamphlets explaining how radiation kills and that one nuclear bomb can ruin Israel's entire day just might influence his thinking.
Sanctions. Sanctions could work, I suppose. Hopefully sanctions against Iran would work better than a decade's worth of them did against Iraq, where they couldn't even convince Saddam to give up weapons he apparently didn't even have. But I suppose most people expect sanctions will suceed more like they did in South Africa:
On 6 November 1962, the United Nations General Assembly passed Resolution 1761, condemning South African apartheid policies. On 7 August the United Nations Security Council established a voluntary arms embargo against South Africa. Following the Soweto uprising in 1976 and its brutal suppression by the apartheid regime, the arms embargo was made mandatory by the UN Security Council on 4 November 1977 and South Africa became increasingly isolated internationally. Numerous conferences were held and the United Nations passed resolutions condemning South Africa, including the World Conference Against Racism in 1978 and 1983. A significant divestment movement started, pressuring investors to refuse to invest in South African companies or companies that did business with South Africa. South African sports teams were barred from participation in international events, and South African culture and tourism were boycotted.By 1994 apartheid was dead. Those sanctions, begun in 1962, did their job.
After much debate, by the late 1980s the United States, the United Kingdom, and 23 other nations had passed laws placing various trade sanctions on South Africa. A divestment movement in many countries was similarly widespread, with individual cities and provinces around the world implementing various laws and local regulations forbidding registered corporations under their jurisdiction from doing business with South African firms, factories, or banks.
It's easy to see why Ahmadinejad might feel a slight tremor of fear as he engages in his defiant posturing -- surely he realizes the living hell the UN has planned for his near- to mid-term future, if not for the future of his grandchildren. So, as long as Iran agrees to stop short of actual nuclear annihilation of Israel or the pulverization of a major American citry for the next two or three decades, serious and concentrated UN-led sanctions might have time to work. And I suppose in this case, might makes right. Or at least it might make right, which might have to be good enough.
Military options. I know, I know, I'm a warmonger. Get used to it. Something about having placed gas masks over children's faces inside an air-tight room tends to heighten militaristic sensibilities as rabid threats of nuclear annihilation mushroom in the crazy neighbor's yard.
I don't really bring up military options to call for an Entebbe/Osirak style Israeli intervention. Yes, of course that would be nice, but it's not realistic. The chances of a few Israeli planes taking off one morning and pinpoint bombing the entire distributed and buried Iranian nuclear program to smithereens seem slim. I mention military options more as the necessary component of deterrence.
I admit that in discussing most of the preceding options I might have been a little less than serious. But that is also how those options will be received by Iran and others -- less than seriously -- if that is all they are given to think about when making the decision whether to nuke or not to nuke. Ahmadinejad will no more be deterred by threats of international conferences equally condemning his nuclearization and the assumed nuclearization of his intended victim, than by the threat of midnight basketball or peace meditations.
And that is why it is time for serious discussion of military options as a deterrent response. But these are the days when the diplomatic among us are busy pre-negating the idea of ever using so much as an iota of force against Iran even to deter their own destruction. It is apparently wrong even simply to threaten force in response to a theoretical future destructive attack that is supposedly never going to happen anyway. Since deterrent threats only have value if they are boldly and believably announced in advance, there is little deterrent value in an international community that already promises Iran it will never ever face threat of force, no matter what.
Of course these pseudo-pacifists are idiots. They are not true pacifists because they are not actually against all violence, just violence by established western powers. The possibility of Iranian atomic violence doesn't seem to register as a big negative with them so far.
In the face of so much idiocy, because there are so many who just don't get it, someone needs to make that much stronger a case for sure and certain deterrent force, so that Iran's leadership recognizes the price that will be paid. And, of course, the people who elected that certain someone, whoever he might be, then need to be sure they don't later elect someone who dangerously guts that important deterrent message.
Unfortunately, to this point, the deterrent conviction amongst those who truly count has been unacceptably vague. Those who do speak clearly do so without real world influence. I would say bloggers, or at least a subset of them, are enunciating deterrent possibilities more clearly than any political leadership at this point. Sure, we bloggers can invent all the unrealistic deterrent fantasies we'd like:
- sending assassins after Ahmadinejad and Khameini if they give the atomic order
- dropping leaflets over Teheran asking them not to bomb anyone else and hoping we get take out some of the top Iranian military brass with the resulting papercuts.
Ahmadinejad, and anyone else whose finger itches to rest on a red trigger, certainly must hear and believe that should they go nuclear or even just issue highly destabiliizing threats of first-use, there will be terrible consequences. That is hard enough to do under normal circumstances, let alone in the case where the field of potential successors to the White House are already telegraphing "don't worry, it's only temporary" messages, and where it's not entirely clear whether the martyrdom-preaching mullahs would be deterred in any event.
At this pivotal time, when legitimate and believable threats of deterrence are our best chance, we hear too many reassurances to Iran that it need never suffer the indignity of including the threat of Western force in its nuclear calculations. Germany. Russia. Nut-root democrats who can't tell the difference between Iran and Vietnam, or between Bush and Hitler. They still just don't get it. I hate to think what it will take for that to change. At this point in history, 5 years after the Mossad took down the Twin Towers in order to enforce Zionist world domination and draw America into a war with Islam, even a mushroom cloud over Manhattan could be explained away ("only the CIA and the Mossad are sophisticated enough to blow up a city," "Iran follows the Religion of Peace and could not possibly be responsible," "the Jews were all called out of New York that day," etc.)
It's going to be a race from here on out to see who gets it first. Maybe the pseudo-pacificists will get that Iran must be deterred even if it involves the distasteful contingent threat of theoretical force. Or maybe a major American city or Israel will get it.
One or possibly two of those are going to get it. I know my preference.
- An Unsealed Room -- evokes the sense of a welcome space in which to read -- a room, but an open room -- while at the same time referencing the reality of Israel's homefront defensive needs (sealing rooms to mitigate toxic missile attacks)
- Chainik Hocker -- if nothing else because now I can finally remember how to spell this expression I'd heard so often. And now, thanks to the miracle of google, I even know what it means.
- Crossing the Rubicon -- a nice benchmark for a blog to try to cross (make sure you update your blogrolls and links because she's moved to a new site).
- Elder of Ziyon -- a great way to denature the anti-semitic, conspiratorial toxin. Hopefully the search engines bring in the conspiracy-minded hordes for a quick re-education by the Elder.
- Friends of Micronesia -- clever way of advertising support of Israel
- Gates of Vienna -- classy name that really nails the blog's theme -- plus now, 25 years after my European history final exam, I finally remember the date 1683.
- IsraellyCool -- nice play on words. Really Cool.
- Kobayashi Maru -- Ok, I'm a geek. Google it if you have to.
- Pillage Idiot -- it's just funny. At least I think so.
- Psycho Toddler -- I know the feeling
- Shrink Wrapped -- psychiatry and humor, all wrapped up in one neat little package.
- Treppenwitz -- I wish I'd thought of this clever name myself, but it dawned on me a bit too late (see his site's banner if you aren't familiar with the term)
I'm sure there are plenty more great blog names out there that I've missed (perhaps even some in my own blogroll -- apologies to anyone I overlooked). What are some of your favorite blog names?
UPDATE (Oct 26) Here is a roundup of some of the other names contributed in the comments section:
JudeoPundit suggested:
- Drink-soaked Trotskyite Popinjays for War
- People's Cube
- Krum as a Bagel
- Religious Policeman (Now sadly defunct)
Ozzie the Barbarian suggested his own A Barbaric Yawp and I do agree that is pretty good, or at least I wouldn't disagree to a barbarian's face -- you'll understand why when you read Ozzie's explanation. It has something to do with a sword, among other things. But it's also a good blog name. Really.
Sabzi from Sunken Synagogue suggested Velveteen Rabbi and Biur Chametz.
Jewish Blogmeister suggested Bagel Blogger.
Ezzie from SerandEz echoed the choice of PsychoToddler and also suggested:
- Jameel at The Muqata
- Renegade Rebbetzin
- Wild Tumor
- Godol Hador
- Kefirot
Ezzie also has his own followup with more interesting names and other commenters chipping in.
Chana from Jewess With Horns suggested... Jewess With Horns, which actually is pretty good.
PsychoToddler suggested Krum as a Bagel.
Someone else suggested Ayelet like it is.
unaha-closp suggested Unwilling Self-Negation.
Here we go.
In the Council Competition this week there was a clear winner and then a log-jam of a four-way tie clogging up second place. ShrinkWrapped took the week's prize with the post, Trauma, Passivity, & the Fear of Aggression. It includes a lot of great observations and diagnoses on gender and issues of passivity in the face of trauma or aggression, but I was most struck by the issue of training school kids to fight back when school shooters run wild, similar to the change in common wisdom of how to handle airplane hijackers in the wake of 9/11. This novel idea of fighting back (suggested as an alternative to cowering under desks waiting for the shooter to choose the next victim) was not warmly welcomed by at least one non-profit advocacy group: "If kids are saved, then this is the most wonderful thing in the world. If kids are killed, people are going to wonder who's to blame." ShrinkWrapped (among others) have noted the cynical nature of the objection and its place in passivity counseling worldview:
I would love to describe the four way tie for second, including great posts like No Greater Love by Right Wing Nut House, So Julia Wilson and Her Parents Are Idiots, But Hey What Else Is New? by Rhymes with Right, and Sanctions on North Korea: The Weakest Link by new Council member American Future. Unfortunately, my humble nature doesn't permit me to go into great detail since my own post is included in there somewhere, so I'll leave it at that.
Apparently, those who counsel caution recognize that they cannot be criticized if by inaction disaster occurs. Only those who take decisive action warrant criticism. Isn't this the core of the Iraq War debate? Isn't this the issue with North Korea and Iran? The preferred approach to any conflict in the world is to be passivity and appeasement; no one should criticize the Clinton administration for the North Korean bomb; after all, they spent years talking to Kim and he agreed to be nice. Now the big, bad Bush administration, with thier hyper-masculine aggression, has made Kim frightened and angry and he exploded an atomic bomb.
In the voting for best non-Council post, this week's winner was Prison Jihad? by Daveed Gartenstein-Ross writing in the Weekly Standard. Daveed has the inside scoop on a radical Islamic charity called the Al Haramain Islamic Foundation, the kind of inside scoop one only gets by having actually worked for them. Second place went to Villainous Company with What It Means To Be a Conservative.
For the full results, check out the Watcher's site. There are lots of great posts that will enlighten and amuse, and it's well worth your time.
The recent war between Hizballah and Israel was reported and commented more than perhaps any war in history, due in large part to the growing maturity of citizen media, especially "the blogosphere." Thanks to the efforts of numerous individual bloggers, people all over the world were able to read what people on both sides of the combat lines were saying and experiencing.
Now that the war is over Michael J. Totten and Adam Bellow have put together a compilation of some of the finest Lebanese and Israeli blog posts written during the war -- including one of my own. It could be an opportunity for you to check out a side of the story you missed while it was all happening, or a chance to look back with today's perspective at how we all reacted back then.
If you are interested the collection is available from the following sources:
-- Pampleteer Press
-- Amazon.
Consider this one of those rare occassions where by doing absolutely nothing you have a chance to help the cause of justice and make the world a better place. Via MSNBC:
O.J. Simpson is confessing. Hypothetically, that is.
The former football great, who was acquitted in criminal court 11 years ago of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, reportedly has been paid a whopping $3.5 million to write about the double murder that shocked and riveted the nation in 1994, according to a detailed report in the new National Enquirer.
But Simpson is not actually confessing to the murder -- rather, he's writing a "hypothetical" book -- which the Enquirer reports is tentatively being called "If I Did It."
The early part of the book tells how Simpson fell in love with Nicole and how the marriage collapsed, reports the tab. He goes on, according to the article, to describe in gruesome detail the killing of his ex-wife and Goldman; he stipulates that the murder scenes are "hypothetical." But, notes the tab, the descriptions are "so detailed and so chillingly realistic" that readers are left with little doubt as to what really happened.
Simpson can never be retried for the murders because of double jeopardy laws, according to the Enquirer, which also claims that Simpson aims to keep any book money instead of paying it out in a civil suit judgment against him by spending it all quickly.
Unfortunately, it seems the publisher has already paid Simpson $3.5 million which he has presumably already spent. But if absolutely no one bought this book -- and I mean NO ONE -- it would a) reduce the chances of such detestable investments by publishers in the future, and b) ensure that not one additional cent beyond the amount already advanced reaches Simpson.
That said, the sad truth is that in reality the publisher's reading of the market was in all likelihood correct, and this will probably be a runaway best-seller leading to movie rights and video game spin-offs, with talk show appearances and a spot for Simpson on a reality show soon to follow.
In crafting her fictitious speech conceding Lamont's upcoming loss to exiled Democrat Joe Lieberman, Huffington attempts to identify why Lamont is going down to defeat, presumably thereby to innoculate her nut-root cohort of other present and future candidates against similar stupidity. Her big complaint? The stupidity of running down the middle:
Of course if you define "running to the middle" the way Huffington and the Democratic hired guns do, then of course it's a losing strategy.
I [Lamont, or at least Huffington's version of him] turned my campaign over to hired guns who think that running to the middle is a winning strategy -- even though it's proven to be a loser time and time and time again.
Sure, a campaign can pander to those "middle voters" sandwiched ideologically somewhere between Jimmy Carter and Michael Moore (lot's of room there), and thus capture that all-important 90% of the Screen Actors Guild marginally to their left. But such a candidate stands about the same chance of winning election as Robin Williams does -- only in the movies. Fortunately, that all-important 90% of the Screen Actors Guild does make a lot of movies, and Democrats win a lot of elections in those movies, except of course when a bad guy is needed to start a senseless but dramatically convenient war in some far-off, photogenic land.
So, once one discounts the many legendary Leftist electoral victories racked up in Hollywood movies and television shows, Huffington is right on target about Democrats losing time and time and time again with their "running off the middle" strategy. Of course she had to restrain herself from slapping down a fourth "...and time" in honor of Bill Clinton since once upon a time he is said to have pulled out a win at the polls by pretending to appeal to the middle. But in the real world, running in the middle only works if you make sure more voters are on your side of the middle than on the other side -- it's important to stake out the correct middle: the one where actual voters are.
Huffington, still writing as Lamont, hammers her point home further:
Yeah. That pseudo-civil kind of talk really annoys the indecisive majority of voters, most of them fans of reality TV and/or professional wrestling for whom the nasty verbal smackdown is as good as at gets in a political cage match. Huffington is convinced that hordes of voters are eager to pull the lever or poke the chad for such incivility, especially since Lieberman deserves it for refusing to sufficiently loathe his Commander-in-Chief mid-war.
I especially regret having allowed myself to be cowed into believing that the way to win was to appeal to the indecisive middle by adopting a tone of fake Senatorial civility -- like the time I said of Sen. Lieberman: "I know the man. I respect the man. He is a man of integrity." The words should have burned my tongue as soon as I said them.
So what strategic advice does Huffington offer from the visibility of her high perch standing astride the shoulders of giant losers?
Yeah, all that is working really well so far. Better to be divisive in service of nutroot causes than have to bother wooing actual voters with policies they don't actually like. Yet with all her Lamontian do's and don't's, Huffington omits the biggest rule of winning elections: Do get more votes than your opponent. Otherwise, the rest is just concession speech fodder. Which, for the moment, is fine by me.
Don't become a pawn for high-priced consultants who have their own agendas. Don't water down your message. Don't run to the middle. Don't worry about stepping on the toes of your friends (like mine back in Greenwich). Being a leader means doing the right thing, even if it sometimes makes your longtime buddies nervous.
Do speak from the heart. Do fight fire with fire. Do remain true to your core values. Do remember that it is better to be divisive in service of the right cause than to be a smiling enabler of an immoral political culture and of the destruction of our Constitution.
Of course if Democrats someday run campaigns (and governments) based on protecting U.S. and Western lives and values, and appealing to the middle of America and not just the middle of Manhattan and Hollywood, they might actually attract a few more voters, even if they did annoy Arianna Huffington for doing so with insufficient incivility and commitment to self-absorbed divisiveness.
Until then, Arianna can continue mailing in the concession speeches weeks in advance without my having to put up a "spoiler alert" in order to blog about them without killing the suspense.
OTHERS on the issue of Democrats and losing and the courting the middle:
Ocean Guy: Somewhere on A1A has a series of posts ending with this one (just follow the links back through the series) that make the points Huffington should have.
And at the same time, stepping into all this chaos is the Council's newest member, American Future, replacing outgoing member Matt Bar Live!/Socratic Rhythym Method. Welcome to our incoming member, and best of luck with your new free time to our outgoing member.
Such pleasantries out of the way, let's move on to describing this week's electoral chaos a little. In the voting among posts submitted by members of the council, the week's winner -- after the Watcher's tie-breaking vote -- was "As Long As We're Talking, We're Not Shooting At Each Other" by Rick Moran at the Right Wing Nut House. Rick points out that diplomats will always choose talking and negotiating, even when there's no one on the other side to negotiate back at them. He also points out that such diplomatic unilateral negotiation might not actually be an entirely good thing.
The second place council post was ShrinkWrapped with Changes, in which he points out that times of paradigm shifts are fraught with both peril and opportunity. Guess what kind of time we're living in right now?
In the competition for non-Council posts, the winner was Reconquista with Is Islam Waging War on the World? In answering the question, he reveals from his own experience that there are other ways of finding information about what's going on in the world besides listening to the BBC explain the ways in which the world is waging war on Islam. The second place post was The Ahmadinejad Code in which Cox and Forkum explain their adventures entering a surreptiously subversive cartoon in Iran's recent Holocaust cartoon contest. Bonus points if you can catch the subversive message for Ahmadinejad embedded in their entry without first reading their explanation.
Moshe Sharon explains some of the counter-productive results of Middle East negotiations in the Jerusalem Post including, among other things, his Ten Rules for Negotiations in the Middle Eastern bazaar:
Read the whole thing, obviously.
- Never suggest anything to the other side. Let the other side present its suggestions first.
- Always reject; disagree. Use the phrase "doesn't meet our minimum demands," and walk away, even 100 times. The tough customers get the good prices.
- Don't be hasty to come up with counter-offers. There will always be time for that. Let the other side make amendments under pressure of your total "disappointment." Patience is the name of the game: "Haste is from Satan!"
- Have your own plan ready in full, as detailed as possible, with the "red lines" completely defined. Weigh the other side's suggestions against this plan.
- Never change your detailed plan to meet the other side "half-way." Remember, there is no "half-way." The other side also has a master plan. Be ready to quit negotiations when you encounter stubbornness on the other side.
- Never leave things unclear. Always avoid "creative phrasing" and "creative ideas" - which are exactly what your Arab opponent wants. Remember that the Arabs are masters of language, and playing with words is the Arab national sport. As in the bazaar, always talk dollars and cents.
- Always bear in mind that the other side will try to outsmart you by portraying major issues as unimportant details. Treat every detail as vitally important.
- Emotion belongs neither in the market nor at the negotiating table. Friendly words, outbursts of anger, holding hands, kissing, touching cheeks and embracing should not be taken to represent policy.
- Beware of popular beliefs about the Arabs and the Middle East - e.g., "Arab honor." Never do or say anything because somebody told you it is "the custom." If the Arab side finds out you are playing the anthropologist, it will take advantage.
- Always remember that the goal of all negotiations is to make a profit, and aim at making the biggest profit in real terms. Remember that every gain is an asset for the future, because there is always likely to be "another round."
Now that our kids are official rabbit-owners, we -- the parents (mostly Sharon) -- have been working on making sure a few important lessons are fully understood about this hare-raising venture.
No, we're mostly past the part about the scissors now.
I'm talking about mess-management. It's important the kids understand that if the rabbits are taken out without first being reminded to do their business BEFORE they leave the cage, then it's the kids' responsibility to clean up any little brown pellets left lying around the house, lest they be confused for chocoloate chips and ingested, accidentally or otherwise. Naturally, this cleanup involves a little bit of work, so we first had to overcome the "making us clean up rabbit poop is slavery" argument. We also had to overcome the "it's too far to go to get a broom or tissues, why can't we use our fingers" ploy -- clever children.
But now that we have those obstacles out of the way we had one of our first successes this Shabbat. Seven year old Tamar came downstairs asking Sharon to come up and look at something in her room. When Sharon insisted she would only go up if she knew what it was about, Tamar said, "It's about poop." Well, one thing led to another, and pretty quickly five-year old Miriam was drawn in to assist in the process of de-rabbiting and de-pooping Tamar's room. When they were done, they even washed their hands -- a heart-warming success story.
The proof that the message had truly sunk in, and deeply, was when little Miriam came down and looked at the challah plate (holding braided Shabbat bread) on the dining room table. She looked at it and announced to everyone in the house, guests included, that there was rabbit poop on the challah plate. Fortunately, Sharon had the quick wits and good graces necessary to quickly defuse such a tense moment: "Don't worry, Miriam. It's just a raisin. Really. Taste it." As the adults in the room laughed nervously, Sharon reassured everyone of her near certainty that it was in fact just a raisin.
And with the conclusion of this story, we drop another few coins into the bucket holding our kids' Future Psycho-Therapy Fund. Investing a little each day for the little ones' future therapy needs is far more realistic and economical than chasing the impossible dream of being perfect parents. I'm sure by the time Miriam is older they'll be doing amazing things with Raisin-Phobia.
And until then, we just have to be certain the rabbits don't leave any taste-tests lying around. Now that I think about it, this one might take more than Psycho-Therapy. Maybe a stomach pump.
(Seriously, I'm just kidding here. I don't think there will be a big problem, because I'm pretty sure Miriam doesn't like raisins).